filming myself bulldoze a sign that reads 'I❤️GAZA' with a tank in the name of stopping terror

convinced that as you get older age gaps mean less and height gaps mean more. you could be a full 2 years younger than me but if you are 2 inches taller i'm going to call you mommy

it rocks that hitler killed himself because sometimes when i'm really depressed i will think 'you can't have the same death as hitler that would be lame' and it keeps me going

everyone's got that one bro who's so pretty that you can't look at them while you're hanging out or you'd have to pause and give them a kiss

cops don't stop school shootings, they perform them

when i was a kid i thought if i believed in God hard enough he would reincarnate me into a pikachu. i stopped believing in him when someone told me this was impossible