idk how but lady gagas music is made to hack into the brain of gay boys still in elementary school who dont even know theyre gay yet and sit dormant. like a parasite. and one day it will emerge and consume all

no one was gona tell me poisson means “fish”??? this whole time i could have been making fish distribution jokes but i missed it??!

thing is if its a good night, i am gona gentle into it

this is me every fucking time i use mathimatica

why is chris cuomo addicted to doing public relations for sex pests?

experiencing the seeing a cute guy at the gym and then finding him on grindr vs the seeing a cute guy at the gym and not finding him on grindr dichotomy

do you think human centipede is a more or less scary movie for people who have actually eaten ass

sometimes you can tell when an artist was horny the whole time they were painting a piece and other times you can tell wen it hit them half way through

i purchased a bougie vacume cleaner. wat have i become

Gilbert Strang make me big smile

once i learn linear algebra its over for you hoes, he says from his third year in a physics phd

2 Bast 2 Bi-curious

hes gona come out of that k hole w regrets

ptown couple. hes financially stable but they do love eachother

nepo-Baby Mario be like “my dad works at nintendo”

CUNTY PAM IS BACK! CUNTY PAM IS BACK! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!

first day of school! i hope the other kids in my class are nice!

repping the kirkland white tee today out of respect 🙏✝️