So much spurtability happening in this 3rd

Hate seeing people out and about wearing a scarf which isn’t footy related. It’s like a crime to my eyes.

Of course the day I don’t take painkillers with my morning meds I develop the most unbearable stomach ache on the way to work 🥲

Melbourne is serving red wine next to the fireplace day, alas I am in a homebrand passiona under an electric blanket financial position

This app is so gross and unsafe for women.

Up the fuckin bombers #hot

Maxxed my credit card lol, time to be an internet hoe again. My body looks insane rn so it’s a win for everyone 🫶

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Today I am a MC and DJ. I fear my playlist will only be liked by me but that’s the risk you make when asking me to do anything.

Breaking down after being so well for such a long period just makes the crash out so much worse