everything today is thoroughly modern

me clocking in for Eldest Daughter at midnight October 3rd

becoming a cat lover was my internalized misogyny final boss

watching the biggest loser doc isn’t enough i need to cyber bully bob Harper

I once watched How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days for 12 hours straight after a loved one passed

I love that my cats’ favorite toy is “box full of things I meant to throw in the trash”

Thinking about getting super into the WNBA

#LesbiansForWhitaker

Girl Who is Going to be Okay

Survivor Australia vs. the world is soooooo good and Parv is straight up running the game I feel so alive

who’s trying to quietly hang out this fall

what does DoorDash know about right where you left me

'Law & Order: SVU' star Ice-T says it's finally time for a Benson and Stabler hookup, that he's told Mariska Hargitay and Christopher Meloni's characters 'to get a room for a long time.' ew.com/law-and-order-…

PARVATI SHALLOW IS THE BEST SURVIVOR PLAYER BITE ME

Rebecca Naomi Jones’s Hadestown Playbill bio is absolutely INCREDIBLE.

I started Shrinking and please Christa Miller I love you Christa Miller

Clearly the ONLY solution to the Noah Wyle/Adam Scott discourse is to have them both grow beards and then debate each other on a series of topics of my choosing