they're like if neil young separated into two different people

Mr. President, I have disturbing news. The CIA folk asset ZIMMERMAN has gone electric

your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing

yeah I support DEI: Dykes, the Eagles, Italians

The KKKlansas City Chiefs (racist) have been abolished by the vanguard of all oppressed nations. Glory to the Peoples Republic of Philadelphia and all who defend them.

We need some sort of state owned equivalent to Guitar Center

High likelihood that I am struck down by God today

they should invent a good thing that happens

Just robbed the JustSalad on Driggs ave

It Must Be Noted and Harshly Judged That Zohran Mamdani’s Favorite Pizza Place Is NOT in Israel

The NYT panel ranked Zohran Kwame Mamdani #1 for quality of life & housing - they just don’t care about working people who can’t afford to live in this city or enjoy life in this city. The editorial today speaks to, in addition to the boards inability to articulate coherent thoughts,

Oh yeah? Well a anarcho-communist Kazakh has just been nominated for the mayorship of Flavortown

Happy Birthday to the wonderful Natalie Portman. For this special day, I just had to edit her into some photos with The Ronettes! Any thoughts?

why don't plankton just run into the krusty krab with a gun and blow everyone shit smoove off

(mj lenderman wristwatch) cause i got a corncob pipe and a button nose and two eyes made of coal

I THINK, HITLER,GOEBBELS,GORING,HIMMLER,& HESS ARE LIVING IN ICLOUD….