Imagine being with someone that spends their entire time in the relationship strategising how to play it for the best possible out that will ensure they don't get burnt instead of recklessly and hopelessly loving you they would literally do anything for you and vice versa. The

Please when playing nzaza, the next song should be ototo. Thank you

by their fruits………….

How I expect a single glass of water to perform against the 20 beers I had earlier

have faith, and allow yourself be bored. stay with yourself, stay with your problems and think through them. not every time trying to escape from your current reality.

alhamdulillah for this beauty and body

apparently, my great grandmother’s fav color was pink

you’re never gonna be certain until you try

it’s time to start prepping for convocation yayyy

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you people are super delulu

mtchew

In work emails, I often speak in plural and people assume that I mean me and the organisation. Wrong. I mean me and my symbiote. We will get on it. We will keep you updated. We are Venom.

things really do get better

anything is banter material to me and jess, it’s insane 😭

growing up is realizing daffy is just the male version of lola🤣