the most correct english sentence always sounds incorrect

i’m way too broke for the age i’m turning this year 💔

e get the kind money you go touch, to follow anybody argue go be like stress for you

opay is lowkey the best banking app

nothing suppose concern struggling guy with relationship, pity yourself.

this is not the 20s i prayed for 💔

“it’s not you, it’s me” this will be forever valid 🤣

after 4 years in uni, life go con clear pass DSTV lol

the only thing an ugly girl can do for me is to stay away from me

“e go hard before e go soft” rema wasn’t kidding bro 😔

if i get babe this period nah she go dey feed me walahi

300 followers? FAME is like drug, i pray i don’t get high on it 😰

any amount of money can buy my happiness rn

i’m in love with two women and i don’t know which one to choose 💔

i wish say i get money to fund this lifestyle wey dey my head

until you guide to an extent, don’t even try to think about getting married 😭

pesin dash my guy babe 1.7m, he dey crashout since morning godddd 😭 wey he suppose dey thank God 🤣

God please i don’t want to pay rent till i’m 30 😔

if you want to have achievements in life, don’t use your 20s to date baddies especially lagos baddies

if i no go come as billionaire son my next life, make nobody reincarnate me abeg