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@olocalist

Married to @LadyOLocalist, Father of 5 Beautiful Children

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The year is 2073. The SEC and Big Ten both have 30 schools. The Big 12 has 25. Memphis makes a $3.7 billion offer to join the Big 12 and is rejected

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The most disconcerting fact of life is that I am still painfully, self-consciously the same person I was in high school.

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As my little sister said to me yesterday: Childers comes across as a guy who had a man bun and rode a fixie 10 years ago

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This is completely anecdotal - not at all a pat on my own or my wife's back necessarily - but one of the observed advantages of homeschooling kids is how much sweeter they are than public schooled kids, nearly without exception.

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Most of you who know us already know this, but I told LadyO on our first date we'd get married. I swear that's not what I was *trying* to say; nonetheless, we've been together nearly 12 years and married nearly 11.

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I don’t think gender reveal parties are a good idea, but I like knowing who I’m praying for as soon as possible. We went from ultrasound scan to blood testing to know the gender, and I don’t regret finding out for a single one of our children.

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Do any of you (from flat places) ever do that thing when the clouds are just right in the sky above the horizon where you imagine you’re driving toward a preposterously huge mountain range? Because this is how that feels.

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Formula for Sunday afternoon fun: a fan pointed straight up and some balloons. Pretty sure my younger 3 could do this for hours.

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I can’t find the original to QT, but my “opinion about movies that would have me like this,” is that most of Nolan’s movies are unbearably sterile on rewatch despite being spectacles at first watch. Interstellar is his most rewatchable movie despite its flaws.