Italy was fuckin shite, why’s it doing better than Belgium 😞 #Eurovision2023

Cheers for Amsterdam Lucas Moura, but he should’ve been sacked the moment he started liking transphobic tweets. Good riddance.

The tired pub quiz champions

I have an awful announcement to make - me and my girlfriend decided to make Angel Delight because we haven’t had it for years and it is terrible.

Brilliant timing lads

Eating at a bougie Primrose Hill cafe and just been told to fugg ahf

Converge Radiohead Nine Inch Nails Deftones Thrice The Dillinger Escape Plan Rolo Tomassi Nirvana Coheed and Cambria The Mars Volta

It’s like when Monica’s boyfriend in Friends tries UFC and faces Monica’s boyfriend in Friends trying UFC bbc.co.uk/news/business-…

Just saw Jon Snow walking his dog in an Iran t-shirt, never realised he was such a fan of A Flock of Seagulls

The Godfather & Toy Story

My partner’s off out tonight so I’m taking myself on a solo cinema date to see Spider-Man 🎉

I have now listened to the latest single by The Armed and the debut EP by Better Lovers and I would like to report they are fucking excellent. This tweet has been brought to you by Ollie Connors ChatGPT.

Black Metal Barbie (@hiddenmothersbm)

Kylie Minogue, Nicole Kidman, Dame Edna Everage, Ange Postecoglou, Nick Cave, Shane Warne, Hugh Jackman, Vegemite, Dingos, Uluru, the stingray that killed Steve Irwin, you cunts just took one HELL of a beating!

It’s great when someone who hates you gets a terrible haircut

Ah, the Davinson Sanchez experiment is over. Relieved he’ll actually get some game time to flourish; there’s a good player there, just not in the Premier League

Watching the Bear and pissed that it took them until the first episode of the second season to play beyond the intro of New Noise

If you sit in the aisle seat of a London bus and make sure nobody can possibly pass you, you’re a cunt

Hope Josie Perkins’s nostrils bring us luck, COYS