When I used to defuse the bomb in SND

I want to be in the meeting where this idea was proposed

H on party chat when he receives the FUT invite notification from OllieMane x.com/stereoberrys/s…

Someone said United vs Arsenal next week is ‘El Sackico’. 😭😭😭

2 years ago today I was having a fucking nightmare

think someone may have overdone it with the gravy today.

I do this on a Monday against dusky boys and no one bats an eye

LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH!

🎁🎂 Zlatan Ibrahimović 🎂🎁 Scorer of great goals ✅ Great goalscorer ✅ 🇸🇪 Happy birthday, Zlatan Ibrahimović! 🥳 #EURO2020 | #HBD

Alan Shearer telling it like it is! “Man Utd are fucked.” 😂

I don't like spiders but they eat flies so we cool

Ronaldo to Wayne Rooney

that 75 seconds where spain and germany were both out

12 years in the making…

😭😭 they dgaf