How awkward were you in a coffee shop today? Was it very awkward?? Do you want to hide forever now?? Why are you like this? Totally not about me at all

Anyone have suggestions for non-theme park activities for my normy friends? Cocktails available at these activities is preferred lol

If you have to come up to my door to deliver one package, why would you put my second package in the lockers? The lockers which are located in the building across the street, instead of just also bringing that to my door

Screams in Bioware

Birthday dinner!!

Tell me it's been a while since you been properly drunk without telling me it's been a while since you been properly drunk

My brain when I'm trying to focus on anything that isn't video games and DND

I was today years old when I realized my watch has the find my phone ability and I could have used it to try and find my previously lost phone

Is it normal to receive a skirt steak precut??

People who use a top sheet, why? People who use a top sheet and tuck in the corners of said sheet underneath the mattress, how do you sleep in what is basically a coffin?

Tonight I literally won dnd 🎲

this is going to ruin the tour

People who fly American have apparently never gone through airport security before, baffling

Opening twitter

I am excited for the new changes coming to magic Kingdom bc they will make me actually go to magic Kingdom #d23

Anyone else other me and Ariel HHNing tonight?