My politics are build nuclear power plants in seats held by Greens, prisons seats held by Conservatives, and water reservoirs in seats held by Lib Dems.

Alternatively, he’ll make his Chelsea debut aged 19. If anything we should consider two loans. His competition is Palmer, there’s not much point in him coming back until he’s making Ligue 1 look easy.

‘Despite having the most expensive squad in the league’

Every time Jorge Mendes talks to us we need to stare at him for a few minutes then say remember that time we set fire to £20m just to do you a favour.

SeanDOlfc thinks a player should choose to join Liverpool you say?

If we think Ekitike is actually the new Isak then we should go all out for him. Anything else and we are probably better off buying Rogers/Simons and waiting for the actual new Isak. Jackson and Delap isn’t winning you titles but can get 3rd/4th while we wait.

Give me a nice opening five, a few big teams around Christmas and a nice closing five including final day at home.

Idk if they’ll win the next election but at the very least you can say the country will probably be in a better place by the time it comes around, which you haven’t been able to say for over a decade.

Ah right

Reminds me of Chelsea and Madrid briefing against each other about the Hazard fee (the higher fee was the correct one, as it usually is).

Eghbali will be twitching for the next 2 years before he reclaims the British transfer record again

Crying at how little that weird City accountant actually knows and it’s mostly guesswork 😭😭 look at his face when he gets corrected

Ticket prices should definitely be set to encourage a dedicated, passionate crowd but what I don’t understand is how cheaper tickets guarantees better crowds. Your loyal support base is there no matter what, surely cheaper tickets simply encourages more day-trippers?

The ‘I hope both sides lose’ of geopolitics has kicked off then

Literally impossible to support this fucking imbecile

Wonder if we actually want him or if the target is still Gittens and we’re using our leverage for once

The opening games of the CWC confirm my desire for us to get to the QF then dip. Cool idea, very poorly organised.

The prime time EST game today is Ulsan vs Sundowns

Maybe that's why we're considering him to play LW, not as a versatile forward

Who cares