My brother: Yeah, Interstellar is great. My dad: oh yeah!! Me: Absolutely. My dad: That’s a comedy, right?

I’m on vacation with my family right now and my brother just described me as “a walking case of red wine”

When people are shocked by NFL players getting injured….why

I want all the taxi drivers I’ve ever had to know one thing I gave you 5 stars in my heart

Dakota Johnson just went and TOTALLY redeemed herself!

The fact that we’re numb to how completely psychotic pharma ads are has confirmed my belief we are living in actual purgatory

Marijuana is a gateway drug to snacks. Nothing more.

Someone asked my daughter if she had a hobby and her answer was “just sitting”

People that floss in public: please don’t

I’m uncomfortable around people who speak negatively about raccoons.

Bad day for travelers, fantastic day for airport bartenders

LAX is exactly as you’d imagine it to be right now. Picture it, and that’s it!

you guys really gotta stop asking athletes what’s next after they win a medal at the Olympics

We are getting reports of HUNDREDS of dogs being turned into shelters because of the fires. We never needed fosters & adopters more than now. If you can foster or adopt in the LA area, please DM me. If you don't live in LA, please share this post. You never know who will see it.

Just had to lie down so I could take a break from sitting

Best part of the Oscars 2025: Everything Conan O’Brien did Worst part of the Oscars 2025: Adrien Brody’s speech

I sincerely hope that Pat Sajak is enjoying his retirement

The USA we The USA we grew up in: now live in:

My uber driver and I cracking our knuckles loudly at the same time while at a stoplight. Now that’s the kind of intimacy I’m talkin about

TRUMP’S AMERICA!