my favourite books are those lil booklets which tell you which chocolate is which

I rate it when people Ask for shit tunes and get offended when I tell them it's shit. Die plz

To the middle aged birthday lady that just said I look 12. Congratulations for looking 54 with your 30th birthday badge on.

Some scrotum has just shouted oggy oggy oggy oi oi oi over a rihanna track. Plz staph

Now all I want is Cesaro vs Ricochet!! #WrestleMania  pic.x.com/m1ou1MBrLr

Can't wait for Shane McMahon to do something silly like jump off of the Wrestlemania sign

When your mom stops paying for your v-bucks #WrestleMania

Couldn't be more correct. That had so much potential.

When your son Jason Jordan doesn't come to your in-ring farewell at #WRESTLEMANIA

I hope you dream about this every night for the rest of your life! Vince McMahon

Me and Zee taking on the @hcbloemendaal ultras #EHL #HonorarySeals #NoPyroNoParty

"You think you know me" Me and Zee :

😛😜

A Major like no other. And a Tour Bag like no other! 💚🌸 To WIN one of these amazing Staff Bags that all of us at #TeamCallaway are using this week at Augusta, simply RETWEET this tweet, and make sure you FOLLOW me AND Callaway Golf Europe. I'll pick a winner Monday. Good luck!🤞

If this tweet gets 10k retweets I’ll donate 100% of my DJ fees since last March to the Conservatives as support for Boris Johnson.

Sorry it took so long Brendan Creed

Kevin and Perry going large at Hardwick Live Festival 😂