Got my brother hooked on Vampire Survivors

Me walking into any legit used games store with a wide selection of titles and hardware from today and the days of yore

Cats be like "You want to fly? You like skydiving?" My brother in Christ I've been talking about Robotech and Macross Plus for over 30 fuckin' years.

He ain't lying. Ivalice games never miss

Now here's the real shit I'm talking about: Jason is scared of heights. But he went skydiving with me because I asked him to. That's an ACTUAL wingman.

Confirmed, this EXACT situation happened with my wife and I. We NEVER attend any kind of medical appointments alone.

The medical establishment has TWICE put my family in jeopardy, so no, I don't trust a single motherfucker with my wife's life.

Uppity Hobbit: Maker of Things 𝕷𝖆𝖉𝖞 𝕬 🦇 Oliver Campbell Sooooo nope, we go to each other’s appointments because we are a team and WE are the only people looking out for each other. There’s no universe where I can expect a stranger to be more invested in my outcomes than my husband. This doc can fuck off.

I can't stress enough how goddamn COLD it is when you first step out of the plane.

I know there's gonna be a Sandwich edit somewhere. I don't know what, I don't know how, and I don't know when, but I know he's gonna do it.

I'm telling you, THIS moment is the worst part of the skydive. You do have the initial feeling of falling, because of course you do. And it was so DAMN COLD. But once you level out as you see here, the air is warm and you don't feel like you're falling at ALL for the rest of it.

I KNEW IT

Oh, and I completely forgot to mention. I specifically went out of my way to make Sekiro kite guy noises ALL THE FUCKIN' WAY DOWN until we deployed chute. Sadly, that audio is not captured. But know that I did that shit.

Here's one of the really good ones.