the only acceptable time to ask what someone’s job or politics are is on a date and even then it’s distasteful

help your friends stay mentally sharp by sending texts so riddled with typos they end up doing a little word puzzle

We need to Abercrombie and Fitchify our men again

girl you’re not asking for too much he’s just a bitch

I was talking to my sister about dating men and said, “They are not being raised and socialized in a way that makes them desirable as adults.”

Actually let me say this right now and let me be clear—friendship is not a consolation prize for failed romance, friendship is not a ‘step down’ in terms of intimacy. Friendship is much more profound than a purgatory graveyard for silly romantic games.

Lana understands balance and leisure... the separation of work and Play...... She has everything.... Fame money glory... When you have everything covered, you don't need a Man to be anything other than a vacation for your strange personal desires..........

super devastating i can’t find this epic tweet i didn’t get to finish reading bc my phone died

Lana Del Rey singing Get Free for the first time after she won her lawsuit against Radiohead

Hey guys I’ve never been in a normally paced relationship and im genuinely curious what’s an average regular person amount of time till you say ily

let’s sit here & talk about life

their friendship...

“I have seen men survive diseases that women do not because of the care that women caregivers provide to their male partner when they are sick-I have only seen that happen once or twice for a female patient being taken care of by a man when she is sick.” My jaw is on the floor.

I’m not saying this to be provocative, but if one-third of men admit they would rape women if they could get away with it, are the men who raped Gisèle the worst men? Or are they average men?

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Reminder that Fiona Apple gave up cocaine after seeing how excruciatingly annoying Paul Thomas Anderson and Quentin Tarentino were on the drug one night. I feel like this is a snippet of how insufferable Tarentino was on the drug.