All I’m saying is just because it’s simple doesn’t mean it’s easy.

Just because it’s weird doesn’t mean it’s not common.

The only thing that can bring you good luck is a positive attitude. There, I said it.

Not to brag but I just caught a waterfall.

The best way to get me to agree with you is to be attractive.

Hold me closer tiny throw pillow.

My favorite yoga position is the downward spiral into madness

Keeping regrets to a minimum on a daily basis

I am unafraid of change. It's being stagnant that's scary.

"Love is in the air" Evasive Maneuver!

Humor can be found in most circumstances. Seeing it is a gift.

Solid tweets have been ruined by punchlines at the end *does it anyway*

Second-guessing is a bitch. Maybe I shouldn't have said that.

The first rule of our OCD club is repeat after yourself

Dreams change, you know

If you eat healthy and you know it you're not me

For the quintessential girly girl, I can be a real dick sometimes

Attractiveness lies in your imperfections

People who don't over-analyze and envision the worst-case scenario, what's that like?

I can only ever be, myself *mic drop*