i think most people including myself don’t want your twisted view of country. That’s what’s wrong with that. P.S. I want our continent back.

Another day another Avanti West Coast shitshow..this time 10 carriage train to London from Chester....is in fact only 5 carriages. Another passenger tells me this is a regular occurrence now. Absolutely shite

Handpump “hijack” will confuse consumers ow.ly/Zz2650QT0PN

“So this I’m sad to say is the end of the line for Doncaster Broom Handles. I’ve spent your last pay packets on this misfitting outfit and a large gammon”

Pastry smashing it last night 👊

Hey Avanti West Coast yet again on Chester to London 4.32pm train is the old ten carriages is actually 5 carriages switcheroo...the carriage I have seat on doesn't exist. Your service is useless

The king of grand designs is on.

Ten Hag and Rishi Sunak get stuck in a lift and are trying to figure out how to get out. One says to the other, “have you got a plan?”.. the other replies, “no but I do know how to get the lift working.”

What you sheep don’t realise is this is the man spreading Covid vaccine in the sky to infect us all. WAKE UP!

Northern lights. Amazing.

Just reminiscing about the time Cet fist bumped a guy that was trying to pay with an Apple Watch and come to the conclusion I’m not really suited to being a professional businessing man.

Let me let you in on a little secret. Promise not to tell anyone cos the person involved doesn’t want anyone to know. So, Rishi Sunak implemented the Furlough scheme. He doesn’t like to mention it or make it sound like he paid for it. As he says, first rule of furlough club…

The moment Farage disclosed his intention to end universal access to healthcare his political career should have ended Privatisation of the NHS would lead to paying an “excess” each time you use the health service Millions would go without treatment He is far from a patriot!

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Robert Lindsay It is extraordinary. Sammy Davis Jr. had similar issues in Las Vegas. Frank Sinatra refused to perform unless Sammy was treated like everyone else...

Good morning! We do food at crazy prices in January and all you have to do is eat it 😊 In 14 YEARS OF STICKY WALNUT HISPI WRECK BISTRO & @kala_manchester We do 2 courses for 17 quid & it’s things like braised beef shin ragu pasta cause it’s cold outside & that makes things nice 😊