Hummus a tune For miss sleepyhead Oops, forgot to potty Chickpeas the bed #vss365 #hum

An ellipsis is…

2 more beers until I start texting old girlfriends.

If I were Donald Duck Then quackery would be my game I’d strut around in public Without trousers; without shame Down with the sickness We are birds of a feather Don’t you dare goose me Anthropomorphic ass play… Never!

In tribute to the Allman Brothers… Eat a Peach 🍑 #DavidsMonthOfMusic youtu.be/NVPGu1nn-SY?si…

In tribute to Bob Crane… A rimshot (ba dum tss) 🥁 #DavidsMonthOfMusic youtu.be/G3axcORdknQ?si…

Drunk “liking” the hell out of twitter tonight.

Why, oh why, did I swallow a Spanish fly?

⁦⁦GenDeX68⁩ youtu.be/cM7GZXeH6-g?si…

Algebra is basically math having sex with the alphabet.

Are they? 🤨

I’m not the same woman that I used to be.

If it looks like a duck, waddles like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it is probably me.

Name a song with a letter from the alphabet in the title.