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Lovely service for an amazing guy. Fly High Bandy

Tin_Of_Pek TM. Noncing? Is this the girlfriend he was dating when he was 17 and she was 15? Complex that one as Brazilian laws & cultures differ to our own. She’s underage in the UK but not in Brazil. Feels awkward even talking about it tbh but I’m sure he’s not a paedophile

Bring back proper rapists

Blue Sky: “Ruin a film by removing a letter.” Twitter: “‘Make prospective parents watch CP and see if they get a hard on.” There really is no comparison.

we all love transfer talk!

Our new manager has to serve a 5-match touchline ban (boooo!) for chinning Bernard Morley (yaaay!).

I’m 35 and my lass is 22. Went out with her for a meal last week and got all the usual shouts. Nonce, paedo etc. Totally ruined our 10th anniversary.

That’s just the way it is

Kids and grown ups love it so

Aurelio

New Heed manager v Stevie G 🫡

dusting off the boating blazer for this absolutely stacked lineup #Henmania

Just doing some remembering there and remembered that in infant school we used to play football with rolled up balls of tights.

imagine waiting 15 years to see Big John live only to lose out on tickets to Chloe, 21 from Stockport who just wants to hear Blue Orchid live.

Geezers who need a Malteser

Say what you will about Jack, but he’s a top, top fella 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏