Reform FC. Andrea J is a recent signing from Badenoch Rovers, is rabid down the right wing, and can dribble on effortlessly for hours.

Detective series Gammon and Grifter continues. Tonight the duo investigate the strange case of Reform FC, a football team made up entirely of right wingers.

"Donald, to win tonight's star prize .... what is the second letter of the Greek alphabet?"

RIP the great Terence Stamp, here pictured as the evil General Zod, with his two accomplices, in Superman (1978).

“Flag shaggers, sir. Thousands of them.”

Poo Tin. How did you miss that opportunity?

BREAKING. Pictures emerge of the creature, recently captured by scientists, that gave rise to the myth of the Yeti.

Elsa Schneider begs Walter Donovan to let her choose the true grail. (Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, 1989)

Esther McVey out-and-about in search of her lost sanity.

Kerb your Jingoism

Isabel Oakeshott watching people steal sausages with impunity.

"Shoplifters can steal sausages with impunity. But mention bacon to a Muslim, and the police come running."

"Shoplifters can steal sausages with impunity. But mention bacon to a Muslim, and the police come running. What did I say Roy?" "You said, I get paid to write any old bollocks while I'm not integrating into the indigenous culture in Dubai."

Two youngsters excitedly wait for their GCSE results.

Yet another citizen falls victim to sausage theft. To make matters worse, a policeman subsequently arrived and started beating the victim with his truncheon. Disgusting!

🎵I'm climbing up a lamppost on the corner of the street Until a certain little racist comes by ... 🎵 (George Re-Formby)

“You boy! Has Robert Jenrick tied a flag to Lucy Connolly yet?”

If you are in the Great Yarmouth area, do not go out in a rowing boat this evening

I bet the pet dog is shitting itself.