Apparently, you get assigned more work if you’re good at your job.

If a company announced that they were starting a program to give kids free food for reading books in 2025 their headquarters would get firebombed

ts sends me

"Where's Donovan McNabb?"

Me soon as that alarm goes off Monday morning

A Palindrome is a word that reads the same forward and backwards. E.g Madam, Level, Radar. An Emordnilap is a word that forms a different valid word when spelled backward. E.g, Stressed (Desserts) Evil(Live) Palindrome spelt backwards is… There you have it 🤭

Wait, people really wash their towels with clothes? Didn’t know that lol. It’s so interesting how differently people do things cause that’s not how my parents taught me how to do laundry lol.

Chicken noodle soup touched my soul

Black people be watching movies with clear cut messages and decide in they heads that they gone turn it into some shit that its not lmfao.

ever since I was a little girl I knew I was meant to call out of work

Dear UPS, USPS, FedEx & Amazon employees.. thank you.

I sleep good at night knowing this joke will never die.

Whatever helps you sleep at night

everyone?

👤 JEFFREY EPSTEIN 💿 THE EPSTEIN FILES 📅 DECEMBER 19TH, 2025

Keep them. They’ve already been tampered with

foreshadowing

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Chick fila sauce is Carolina bbq sauce in a red cap