BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 Liz Truss claims “Underground transgender mafia” were plotting against her and brought her leadership to an end. “They’re the ones really running this country.”

I blame Sir Robert Walpole..

I’d like a copy of Woke Prime Ministers of the UK from 1600 to 2020 please…

#wordlewonderleague Wordle 1,200 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛⬛⬛🟩⬛ ⬛⬛🟨🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Happy 1st October everyone!

Good morning and a happy Tuesday Twitterati! Sending you a pinch, punch 1st of the month and happy with returns...

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YOU BOY! There’s news from Buckingham Palace, go to the cemetery and see if Nicholas Witchell has risen from the dead again!

Call sign Shitehawk..

Can’t Nicholas Lissack do it from a remote island in the South Pacific?

It’s like a budget version of Max Headroom..

Has Jedward announced an new member?

Just leaving this here..

This Week I shall be mostly laundering money for The Underground Transgender Mafia…

Don’t say Viscount.. #GBBO

Don’t mention the Viscount..#GBBO

Hey Siri show me a picture of a tough wank…

I’ve seen easier barnacles removed from a ship than Andy’s Viscounts..#GBBO

Good morning Twitterati, we’ve made it to Wednesday! Whatever you are up to today, stay dry, stay safe, stay well!

BREAKING: In a shocking announcement, even Fox News is now admitting that Tim Walz won last night’s debate. Retweet so all Americans see this.