HAPPY 250TH BIRTHDAY TO THE UNITED STATES ARMY! 🇺🇸

This David Dinsmore? Christ.

Can a trans girl like me ratio a transphobic pedophile?

Overheard in my living room: If you're wondering what stage of procrastination I'm at, it's brushing my hair the other way to see if I look like Cary Grant.

Sad news, Odhran. You have *not* successfully joined the Harry Potter Fan Club, because you've given them my email address. I thought I'd been terf-hacked.

"You know that Donald Trump?" "I am aware of him, yes..." "He's your boyfriend, he is. You love him!"

Who knew Eric Trump was so eloquent?

It’s the youngest country he could think of

Explain this then.

It took 5 years of not giving up to be able to tell you that MY SHOW OPENS IN EDINBURGH TONIGHT!!!

Luis Diaz has completed a permanent transfer to Bayern Munich after three-and-a-half years with the Reds. Everybody at Liverpool FC thanks Luis for all of his contributions during his time at the club and wishes him the best for the future.

Andy Byron may no longer be the CEO of Astronomer, but he'll forever be the CEO of Fuck Around and Find Out.

Wata reception 👏©️

The Bible was written by more than 100 authors over the course of around 1,100 years & its message is frequently inconsistent & even self-contradictory. Claims to the contrary do not hold up under any scrutiny & rely on fallacies & dogmatism to overcome the data.

Can someone explain how an earthquake on one side of the world could cause a tsunami on the other side of the world

If you look closely you can see that all the beverages already had containers

Your energy, drive, and passion on the pitch have left a mark that won’t be forgotten. We were truly lucky to have you at Liverpool, and it’s been an honour to share part of your journey and success story. As a teammate, you were more than reliable — you were inspiring. As a