I'm pretty sure I'm connected to the moon.

honestly tho 🥲

I wonder if the folks who clean my office ever notice the contents of my trash bin—today: doritos bag, fruit snacks packet, single tillamook cheese wrapper—and think "did they bring their kid to work or something...?" (I do not have kids, I am simply A Toddler)

Detroit just hosted the largest NFL Draft in history, the Tigers are back in the playoffs, the Lions are headed to the Super Bowl, crime is down and our population is growing. Lots of cities should be like Detroit. And we did it all without Trump’s help.

"grit is greater than flash" sheesh 🥹💙

ah yes, the 1975’s second album

i don't think its healthy for a nation to be held hostage by the hallucinations of a rabid cult that lives in an entirely separate reality.

Do people just not know what last fm is

1946-2025

why is jesus studying the bible

ah yes, the bluffs 🤌

me as soon as I moved to california

Pope Leo do you fuck with Midwest emo?

breathtakingly talented writing about some breathtakingly unsettling things. worth your time today