While the media claims Dems have a messaging problem, you literally cannot fix stupid. Like, no amount of Don Draper-esque advertising is going to get people to accept that something a Democrat did for them is good if they're just like "BIDEN DID IT = BAD"

At this point I'm wondering when to initiate proceedings for Astead

These are actually the first four he plans on running over

Excited for John Roberts' latest floor routine in mental gymnastics to invent a way to protect Trump

After Larry Johnson won game 3 of the 1999 Eastern Conference Finals with a 4 pt play, he opened his post game interview with 3 "Allah Akbar"s, what on earth are you talking about

Congratulations on your friends, Will!

Yeah you sure do know how to pick a team, asshole

Global Empanadas Stupid Biden Dems think my analysis is bad? Well, read this analysis by a guy who was in preschool during the Obama presidency.

I'm not that worried about a guy who only managed to beat Tim Ryan in Ohio by 6 points in a midterm election during a Dem presidency

People (led by the media) really went from "Joe Biden is corrupt bc something something Hunter Biden (paintings)" to just accepting the most blatant, open corruption in history with a total shrug.

You know things are going well when human ball of charisma JD Vance is your point person on selling the benefits of a gigantic shit sandwich of a bill

Trump's America

We already have that movie at home

The okayest poster there is Rob Schneider should be called before Congress to explain how to use the three sea shells.

That's Anne Hathaway, she doesn't work in HR anywhere

My name for things when Russia definitely isn't involved in my festival

Monkey's paw curled on this one

Kamala Harris would not have a weird christofascist Department of Homeland Security posting about how it was going to hunt brown people in the night