there was a spice girl called "poop spice" unless i am misremembering

(sends you a picture of your house) are you still enjoying living here? 😀😀

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any 2024 repeat trump voters really are going in the FEMA camps, sorry

me: so with those two processes, really, never the twain shall meet coworkers talking after: ugh, that guy SUCKS. i told you he sucks

(about to be flayed alive in front of the King) can i keep my shirt on?

watching Trap!

george ezra is just minding his own business making songs you hear on the radio at great clips

hey man, i let your teams response sit all week and now that it's friday afternoon i thought i would follow up with 9 high importance questions

(tossing in my sleep) he'd... he'd like to have you 🫵🏼 for dinner

quote with a pic of your hideous visage

girl tweet

if your chest feels tight, it's because something terrible is about to happen

yup

you can stop jason voorhees from murdering you by pretending to be his mom. you don't even have to look or sound anything like her, that's the crazy thing

if your favorite part of the penis is the glans, you're probably not a real fan

energy vampires infiltrating the us military

if you are an alcoholic consider switching to herbal tea for longterm health

give him a little push down the stairs