"i'm scared to go to the movies."

loling imagining michael mann paying moby to do a version of weezer's 'hash pipe' for him

what happened to those "school bond" dog accounts that would try to doxx you if you said something problematic? i assume they were real dogs and got parvo

every olyphant scene in alien: earth reminds you why he's the GOAT of all times

my haters have become my waiters, handling my food and drinks where i can't keep an eye on them

the amazon guy has something of mine. if he sets it in the porch and walks away, that will be the end of it..

sorry but owned

felt like fall outside this morning

sorry but we're bringing this kind of shirt back

hey, mind if i look at your tattoo? cool let me run to my car and get my multiple pairs of glasses

how horse-centrism ruined red dead redemption

nice day oatside

a dose of rationality: there are likely hundreds of bruises that have come and gone from donald trumps body in the last decade, you only hear about the .1% that capture the media's attention

i will now be trying the TV show "The Killing." i am also plodding through "city on a hill s2" but feeling kind of bored. that's the TV update for you

what if there was a second guy quietly writing a book about fort bragg and he just didn't know what a podcast was? kind of sad if you think about it.

*suddenly remembering I set up recurring $500 payments to that lady who called a child the n word at a playground* uhh no cracker barrel tonight honey. Its gone woke

jiminy glick should be the president

i feel kind of sick when i see old guys sending love messages to AI porn accounts. like why do they get to have all the fun while i'm too fucking shy?

for every mistake my waitress makes she has to give me one digit of her phone number

i run the "Every Arliss Frame in Order" account and my great grandfather was Heinrich Himmler