I don't think anything sums up my online presence more than being invited to both of these groupchats on Instagram

Boomer Democrats: I think we should be loyal to every Democrat politician in existence and worship them as gods Gen Z Leftists: (in faggcent) I just don't think the Democrat party really represents me because it doesn't hold space for the current moment. I don't believe in an

How do ants like determine when to break off from the colony and make a new colony? Imagine if they didn't and every ant on earth was just on a giant conglomerate the size of Wyoming or whatever. That'd be a pretty formidable and horrifying force tbh

I honestly think it's less gay in modern times to be with a man than with a woman. Not kidding

Is threatening to trans his kid what it takes to make him actually want full custody cuz it seems like otherwise he's fine to just be Tyroning it up and paying child support

Rabbits are just giant rats you let live in your house lol

My adult eyes are too open now because I no longer see merch as merch I see it as being a free billboard for Stranger Things or whatever

My hot take is I'm annoyed when woke shit is portrayed in a light favorable to the right in media too. I don't wanna be reminded of this shit AT ALL when I'm watching entertainment

Putting 25 year old music videos on the TV and putting your phone down is so healing

Is this me in 30 years?

All Latinas know how to do is twerk, eat hot cheetos, speak broken english, be pregnant, look pregnant, eat takis, pretend to be black, be bisexual, date white men, look pregnant when they aren't, get in fist fights, look pregnant all the time even if they're not actually

I actually don't think he's gonna be the nominee. Historicallyevery time a Party doesn't have an incumbent the early frontrunner ends up getting replaced by a rando. No one knew who Bill Clinton, Barack Obama or Jimmy Carter were 4 years prior to the elections they won. There's a

In a roundabout way I'm hoping this will encourage people of all ages to be distrustful of EVERYTHING they see not only on the internet but on any screen in general and I'm sure we'll all be there for a time but then in 20 years when a new generation has grown up and are

Yall want some faces to go with that plastic surgery?

We aren't utilizing AI to it's full potential. We DESPERATELY need more Hillary Clinton thirst traps.

Goodmorning I'm black

They b eatin mad pussy on Grey's anatomy

I'm watchin FREAKIN LEGO MINECRAFT on my IPAD 🙄

Soooo I don't feel like sitting in a theater for 4 hours to watch avatar today

Finn McKenty Washing hands with soap after a piss when u barely touched ur dick is performative