and FUCK JAY LENO

my favorite genre of tweet is conservative guy asking grok "is this true" and then arguing with it when it doesn't give him the answer he likes

in case anyone wanted to see a popstar never stop never stopping angsty edit to chappell roan - the subway // #popstar #thelonelyisland

NYFF63 Official Selection IF I HAD LEGS I’D KICK YOU, from writer/director Mary Bronstein and starring Rose Byrne, Conan O’Brien, and ASAP Rocky. Trailer tomorrow.

Everything is under control. IF I HAD LEGS I’D KICK YOU, a tour de force from writer-director Mary Bronstein starring Berlinale Silver Bear winner Rose Byrne, Conan O’Brien, and A$AP Rocky, opens in theaters this October.

I’ve had a career filled with dumb luck, but getting to be even a small part of a Mary Bronstein film opposite the frighteningly talented Rose Byrne is beyond my comprehension. Check out the trailer and, yes, that is what my face looks like. youtu.be/ywFDoT7LBbQ

i miss olivia i need a new album asap

All 17 of us who liked Drive Away Dolls will be SEATED opening night

i’m sorry guys i think its a guts movie…

typographist should be fired what the hell

so fucking funny that adin ross’ defence is that his fans aren’t just racist against black people, they do it to everyone! as if that doesn’t make it worse? only braindead ppl spend their day watching these streamers sit on a chair for hours so i’m really not surprised

They’re calling Lana a bloated Zionist who can’t break down sugar and Ethel cain an incestuous pedophile … every beef is just India vs. Pakistan if you dissect it to its rawest materials

John is Mac. Ben is Dennis. Martin is Charlie.

as usual the failing NYT missed several gems

look away amanda seyfried LOOK AWAY

Who are safer drivers, men or women? Well, according to a new survey, fifty-five percent of adults feel that women are most responsible for minor fender-benders. While seventy-eight percent blame men for most fatal crashes. Please note that the percentages in these pie graphs