I just know my pos ex is having the worst week now that the Timberwolves aren’t in the championship game 😌

Go watch him. Do it.

the heart wants what the vagina needs

This is drake vs kendrick for republicans

How am I supposed to get a tan working a 9-5 when the weekends are gloomy af

Him: “you look good with your glasses” Me:

am I craving a cigarette because the world is ending or because I’ve been binge watching shameless?

I don’t even fuck around and I still be finding out

GREAT WORK LADIES

“Weekends are for having fun” me:

blessed in friendship. cursed that none of them have attractive single friends i could date

rt to scare a ceo

This happening on my birthday feels like a personal gift 💚

The amount of times I screamed watching Happy Gilmore 2

kelly clarkson didn’t roll around in the mud in a wedding dress just for people to erase her legacy

him randomly being the breakout star of euphoria

Watching Anna Faris do the Weapons run into a pole will fix me