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A lesbian once told me “I’m sorry you like men” I said, “me too.” See? It’s not a choice!!! Happy Pride.

Wait. Did I unblock Elon? I guess I can catch up on my reading.

It couldn’t hurt.

Goodbye Earl Rachel Maybe: Janie 😂😂

I hate when ghosts appear out of nowhere.

Report them!! My bestie doesn’t deserve this!!!

Hi. I’m still alive.

My new comfort show is My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding. It’s peak early 2000’s fashion.

You know what Next time, we should let the women have a go round.

Marjorie Taylor Greene doesn't want you to know the name of her opponent but will try every desperate attempt to save her seat. My name is Shawn Harris. I am a Democrat, husband, father, Retired Brigadier General, farmer, and I'm running against MTG. Can spread the word?

Just found out the new-ish allergy med they have prescribed to me knocks me out and gives me decent sleep for once. It has a box warning of depression and suicidal thoughts. Fun!

I just realized that I’m almost at that age where I can participate in the Golden Bachelor/Bachelorette…

This game is dumb.

When you forget you’re a queen and you find a reminder.

On July 4, 1946, the Philippines was granted #independence after a Commonwealth period upon the signing of the Treaty of Manila. This day also marks Philippine-American Friendship Day and #Republic Day in the Philippines. history-ph.blogspot.com/2017/06/indepe… #FilipinoHistorian #FourthOfJuly

What am I doing on the 4th? The most American thing ever: procrastinating packing my suitcase.

Vacation

You know what’s more expensive than a Buc-ees’ rest stop? Accidentally parking in Vail because you had to go to the bathroom and ended up buying creams and potions.

WHY DID YOU TAKE CHUCK MANGIONE?!?