I wrote about the swarm of AI chat bots that will soon invade digital spaces, misguided attempts to emulate the dead using LLMs, and my harem of AI girlfriends for the London Review of Books lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v46/…

In which I defend Liz Truss' decision to colour-code her bookshelves... independent.co.uk/life-style/col…

✨New online: When comedian Richard K Herring got cancer of the testicle, it confirmed his belief that life is precious – and ridiculous. Ralph Jones met up with him to find out more. Click for the ball jokes, stay for the existential discussion: newhumanist.org.uk/articles/6337

I colour-code my books. So does Liz Truss. This doesn't make her wrong - it makes us both right. independent.co.uk/life-style/col…

A pleasure speaking to Richard K Herring about losing a testicle (his, not mine). newhumanist.org.uk/articles/6337

One thing you can still discriminate against people for, is face tattoos. I wrote about that old chestnut for City A.M.. cityam.com/the-eternal-jo…

"Taking up an increasingly precious broadcast spot with an irrelevant, less funny, less popular, culturally indistinct remake of a show that hasn’t been in production for over three decades isn’t just desperate, but cruel." Amen, Stuart Heritage. theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2…

King Charles had no idea what cling film was and 'shrieked' first time he saw it mirror.co.uk/news/royals/ki…

Calm down

Sworn to secrecy but oooh, I've heard what went down when she was on the show...

Pump. It. Into. My. Veins. vulture.com/article/jack-n…

TODAY (Wed 9 Oct) at Birmingham Comedy Festival (5/6) The Awkward Silence: Mind Milk - Old Joint Stock The Awkward Silence Old Joint Stock Pub & Theatre Tix/info: bhamcomfest.co.uk/09oct_awkwards…

Spoke to Bear Grylls recently. Really odd guy. Doesn't trust vegetables. menshealth.com/uk/nutrition/a…

Juuuust a reminder that I'm an award-winning loser and comedy writer who'd love to write and perform more comedy in the near future. If you'd like to work with me in some way, then HELL, get over to my website then pop round my house! mrralphjones.co.uk

Very much enjoyed The Awkward Silence: Mind Milk - The Awkward Silence Old Joint Stock Pub & Theatre last night, great writing and a tight funny performance with a cast of many characters all performed perfectly by two Ralph Jones & Vyvyan Almond.

Nice to hear back from Mr Bafta about my "promising career". Very nice indeed.

Hahahahaha this was a mistake - I have NOT been successful! Fucking hell.

I’m about to move house and I’m flat broke. I can’t do regular/shift work because of my parenting commitments but I can do one offs and short jobs. Voice, comedy, acting, writing, improv workshops. I do them. My links. linktr.ee/angusdunican?u… Please and thank you x

15 years ago, I joined Twitter (now 'X'). Feel free to look over my past tweets, and share them with those you know! Thank you for your love, your hate, your wit, support and interest in matters DBP. Here's to the next 15 years. Big love, Dave Benson Phillips

Gosh. HUGE story.