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if she’s not making a cameo i don’t want it

Not only is it not Friday, it’s not even Thursday

I should call him

Sleep deprivation is why they give you the “don’t shake a baby” pamphlet at the hospital and you think “what, I would never” and even if it never crossed your mind, you eventually understand how parents with little support sometimes make a terrible split second miscalculation.

Cardi B saying she’ll pay her lawyers $100k just to avoid paying those people $39k out of principle because they’re lying on her name is the kinda wealth I want to have. 😂

no. her extensions were horrid and she was a hater.

only accepting this form of apology

Big Ben says he’s taking Fields over Russ as Steelers QB1 👀 Do y’all agree? (via footbahlinwithben)

I’ve never seen the original beetle juice. About to watch it rn with hubby and see what the hype is.

Kay I need scary/horror movie recs. NOT slashers. Scary/suspenseful. I’m so tired of not being scared bc of everyone getting chopped to bits. That’s not scary!!

EA’s vice president tells Variety that ‘The Sims’ film adaptation will include “a lot of lore”: “You will see a lot of ‘The Sims’ universe come to life and you will see a lot of the classic experiences that our players have in the games come to life in the movie… There will be

Men don't cheat because their wives got fat, "let themselves go" after having children, or "withheld sex". Men cheat because they're cheaters. A good man will never cheat on his wife, no matter what.

Zoo day 🦈

How hard is it to clean up after your fucking self

I really wanna get my nails done and a pedicure before Hawaii. I haven’t gotten my nails done since I had Graham. Pedicure… no clue. I think I’ll get one sometime 🥲

the first episode of ‘gossip girl’ premiered on this day 17 years ago, iconic.

Not him SCREAMING AT ME to pick him up while I’m cooking 🫠🫠🫠

So over Hallie not eating dinner. Like I do not give her snacks after 4pm and the last two days she’s refused to eat dinner 🙃

I might be a lil confused. Halloween & Christmas pjs lol

Getting my wax tomorrow 😻 and then going to see what happened to my damn tooth. 🫠