all the really odd women and gay men on here seem to have access to an alternate version of family guy that's really low-res and every episode is about various characters putting on minxy outfits

Minecraft creator Notch responded to Pirate Software’s disapproval of the Stop Killing Games campaign "If buying a game is not a purchase, then pirating them is not theft"

Got swatted by the FBI over a joke I made at 16. Said imma off my fam for eating my leftovers and they ended up raiding my apartment. During my “interview” (interrogation) they had a DEA agent with them because my name here was “Local Cone Dealer” (I worked at ice cream parlor)

anybody got any more posts like these

Phillies mascots recreated the viral moment of the CEO caught cheating at the Coldplay concert 😭

this ngga Tyler been questioning if he’ll ever find love for 4 albums now it’s time to give up big bro

when people say that one meal of at home cooking costs something like $60 dollars i genuinely wish they’d explain what they’re cooking because this is just impossible

THIS PHOTO I JUST GOT OF MY HOMOPHOBIC CAT IM CRYINF

Was in a group company meeting on teams with like 60 people in it and one HR woman has been yapping for 15+ minutes so I just hit mute on her, thinking it worked like discord and just muted her for me. Turns out I just muted her for everyone lmao

Men now have a hidden social credit score like they're in China. This is the most insane and neurotic thing I have ever seen.

I knew about Mob, Buried & Origins before the rest of the world… I added every gamertag I could find on the DLC1 trailer for Black Ops 2 and one of the accounts accepted and I could see Mob, Buried & Origins throughout the next few months on their theatre mode games🍕

I love how I can say this

Ok I probably could have phrased this a little better

This protocol is absolutely the standard safety process across schools in the UK. He does not know it because he is not a present parent 🤷🏿‍♀️

Donald Trump raped people

Interesting research turning WiFi signals into 3D human pose maps. No cameras, just routers tracking body position through signal reflections. Paper: DensePose From WiFi Read here: arxiv .org/pdf/2301.00250

It’s always so funny when these misogynistic grifters accidentally stumble upon a normal person

chat do we keep the fucko cannon exploit