Ed M. (@ohaithear) 's Twitter Profile
Ed M.

@ohaithear

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calendar_today05-08-2016 04:03:29

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Dino A. Dai Zovi (@dinodaizovi) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If you like Kubernetes, hacking, and “Black Mirror: Bandersnatch,” then I am pretty sure that you would also like my #ContainerSecuritySummit slides: docs.google.com/presentation/d… Teaser: you get to choose your own adventure through a full remote compromise of a kubernetes cluster.

Ed M. (@ohaithear) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Dear housekeeping, My sincere apologies for the room being entirely covered in glitter. Hopefully, the money I got from selling all my possessions will be an appropriate tip, even if it won't heal the emotional scars. Yours truly, Ed, an @internetff attendee. #IFF5 #InternetFF

ADoug (@adoug) 's Twitter Profile Photo

:Being evaluated by psych ward: Me: The most impactful person in in my job field is Taylor Swift Dr: You work in music? Me: No, Computer Security Dr: ... Me: ... Dr. ... Me: The Internet is run by adults in giant furry animal costumes.

Jessica Paquette (@barrelshifter) 's Twitter Profile Photo

there’s a surprising amount of overlap between “best practices for body language and gestures when giving a presentation to a large group” and “common advice for how to make yourself look larger if you encounter a bear”

vicki 🦋 (@vboykis) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Producer: Pitch me. Me: It's a heartfelt romance about two data scientists who have never met, but leave each other carefully-commented notes in a shared codebase, falling in love in the process. It's called "The Jupyter Notebook." Producer: Get out.

Ed M. (@ohaithear) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I promised my little brother I would fix the spare router and then never really got around to it. Today I found this in my bed.

I promised my little brother I would fix the spare router and then never really got around to it.

Today I found this in my bed.
Ed M. (@ohaithear) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Just published my very first 3d model on Thingiverse: a remix of Emulor's case for pwnagotchi! This whole 3d-printing thing is super fun. thingiverse.com/thing:3920904

Ed M. (@ohaithear) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Sure sex is great but have you ever received 23 solid pull requests to an open source project you're maintaining in just 4 days?

Laura Gao ☕️ (@heylauragao) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor onboard? Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you Me: Not now Dad Dad: Not asking for a Product Manager to help, are they? Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now Dad: Go and see if “let’s have a follow-up meeting" helps

Rob Napier - @cocoaphony@mastodon.social (@cocoaphony) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Periodic Reminder: When debugging, you must first accept that something you believe is true is not true. If everything you believed about this system were true, it would work. It doesn't, so you're wrong about something. This is a surprisingly common stumbling block for devs.

Urs Hölzle (@uhoelzle) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Very nice review of a very nice paper on how Gmail measures availability. Doing this right is harder than you might think. blog.acolyer.org/2020/02/26/mea…

Very nice review of a very nice paper on how Gmail measures availability.  Doing this right is harder than you might think.

blog.acolyer.org/2020/02/26/mea…