If you like Kubernetes, hacking, and “Black Mirror: Bandersnatch,” then I am pretty sure that you would also like my #ContainerSecuritySummit slides: docs.google.com/presentation/d… Teaser: you get to choose your own adventure through a full remote compromise of a kubernetes cluster.

Dear housekeeping, My sincere apologies for the room being entirely covered in glitter. Hopefully, the money I got from selling all my possessions will be an appropriate tip, even if it won't heal the emotional scars. Yours truly, Ed, an @internetff attendee. #IFF5 #InternetFF

:Being evaluated by psych ward: Me: The most impactful person in in my job field is Taylor Swift Dr: You work in music? Me: No, Computer Security Dr: ... Me: ... Dr. ... Me: The Internet is run by adults in giant furry animal costumes.

there’s a surprising amount of overlap between “best practices for body language and gestures when giving a presentation to a large group” and “common advice for how to make yourself look larger if you encounter a bear”

Producer: Pitch me. Me: It's a heartfelt romance about two data scientists who have never met, but leave each other carefully-commented notes in a shared codebase, falling in love in the process. It's called "The Jupyter Notebook." Producer: Get out.

open source in a nutshell

Congrats to Ed M. for solving the HFS badge puzzle challenge 2 years in a row! Fuck you.

Finally taking my little pwnagotchi out for a walk! Took a while to build since it’s still in alpha, but totally worth it. ❤️

I promised my little brother I would fix the spare router and then never really got around to it. Today I found this in my bed.

Just published my very first 3d model on Thingiverse: a remix of Emulor's case for pwnagotchi! This whole 3d-printing thing is super fun. thingiverse.com/thing:3920904

Sure sex is great but have you ever received 23 solid pull requests to an open source project you're maintaining in just 4 days?

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor onboard? Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you Me: Not now Dad Dad: Not asking for a Product Manager to help, are they? Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now Dad: Go and see if “let’s have a follow-up meeting" helps

A surprise angry goose appearance at the #36c3 stage. Steal all the mics, honk all the honks!

I got honked at so hard and was startled by this gooseman in a hallway today, he is a terror.

#36C3 Honk! Angry Goose in the morning.

Periodic Reminder: When debugging, you must first accept that something you believe is true is not true. If everything you believed about this system were true, it would work. It doesn't, so you're wrong about something. This is a surprisingly common stumbling block for devs.

Netflix open-sources its crisis management orchestration framework called Dispatch! medium.com/@NetflixTechBl…

Very nice review of a very nice paper on how Gmail measures availability. Doing this right is harder than you might think. blog.acolyer.org/2020/02/26/mea…