Twinged my back. Laid up and feeling like a rump roast.

It’s like a swiss army knife sometimes!

First speedo day of the year! It was actually super windy and 🥶 But that’s what hot tubs are for. ☺️

“You boys get to bed! It’s past 2AM.”

Gaining is so god damn addictive. I feel so fat right now but Fuck! I really need to get fatter. 😅

Holy shit Buckaroo this is amazing!!! I’m beyond flattered 🥰 I love your art so much! You nailed my ghostie - and also all my fattest parts! Haha You’re amazing! ❤️❤️❤️

Need a little top-up some nights. 🌙

No, I will not stop giving myself mutton chops and you can’t make me. 😊 🐑

Go Oilers! You can do it!!! 🟠🔵

The best way to keep cool in this heat is a handsfree milkshake. 😜

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Reply if your obesity exceeds classification. 😘

And why yes, I did have 2 dozen donuts all to myself in the span of 26 hours. 🤤

“So I’m sitting there, milkshake on my titties…”

I want to put my PA barbell back in but I can’t reach well anymore. It’s frustrating and hot. 🥵

See, this is why I need a cute little encourager to help me do all this running around. 💦 🔥

Always astounded at the size of men whenever I visit the US. Swathes of thick overindulgent waddling bubbas. Brings a tear to my eye. 🥹

Brought the girls poolside 😘