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This is so Barbenheimer coded

Friday the 13th doesn’t seem so ominous anymore now that every day carries a threatening aura.

is snl funnier today or is harry just here

harry snl monologue basically

first he mentioned the hairline and now the queerbaiting thing. he does NOT give a single fuck about y'all unbothered king what can i say

he's seen all those unemployment jokes and decided to do literally every job in the world

please take the risk. worst case scenario: you learn. best case scenario: it changes your whole fucking life. and you very well know, you need that change.

DID IT EVER OCCUR TO YOU THAT MAYBE YOU DONT KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT ME!!???

sometimes i wish jobs and work did not exist and that humans were free to just enjoy their existence on this planet.

Doubling your income is way more important than forcing somebody's son to text you back. You've got things to do. Stay focused, Queen

Do not tie your healing to the hope that someone is gonna regret what they did to you.

“i know you don’t have to tell me everything, but i was kind of hoping you’d want to” … incredibly devastating line

“but the old me is still me and maybe the real me and i think shes pretty”

"Anybody that goes against you without hearing your side of the story was already looking for a reason to be against you"

me realizing that an emotionally unavailable dad and an emotionally unstable mom did create an emotionally intelligent child

When Kobe Bryant said his insane level of confidence came from knowing he’d done all he could to prepare, it taught me that anytime I’m nervous it means I didn’t prepare enough.

That’s because the world map is a lie. 🤣 Africa was drawn small for a reason. He who writes your story controls your imagination and your power

unfortunately love is humiliating and more unfortunately, love is the main thing that makes life worth living