I didn’t realize how good my parents raised me until I got around other people

i’m sorry but this is SO GOOD LMFAO

College+ showed me a lot of mfkers weren’t parented or even raised. Just housed, fed, and tolerated until it was legal to unleash them on the rest of us

Life is more peaceful when a nigga ain’t in your ear telling you what to wear or how to wear it.

Y’all are complaining about taxes & the cost of things. Guess whose tax plan we’re still under? *checks notes* Donald Trump’s.

Me to my man:

THEY LET TWIN OUT!!!

And what’s gonna be yalls excuse if Trump wins and things are still expensive, rent is still ridiculously high, and crime increases?

Missouri voters elected Trump and Hawley while making abortion legal, increasing the minimum wage, and voting down a raise for law enforcement. What a state

And when Black people say, “We have to be twice as good to get half” this is EXACTLY what we mean. America, you did not surprise me, you just showed us who you really are. #Election2024

Guess we gotta go to the White House!! #OCDA

Eventho i got a common name, i HATE meeting other people with my name and they be weird. I just feel like it’s inadvertently making me look bad.

Life of American Teenager really showed you the truth, Amy ruined her life and everyone's life around her

No Gemini is.

I need them last 2 lines on my uniform.

Because they likely already have the logical solutions to the problem. They’re not venting to you for solutions. They want someone to listen to them complain and provide comfort. Guys it’s really not that hard.

It irritates me because a lot of dudes will listen for 5 seconds and then give you the most basic advice ever and it’s like… do you truly believe that I couldn’t think of that myself? 😐 Bro just nod and hug please

🔐🔐🔐

tr*** reinstating tik tok will be “he gave us a stimulus check” part 2 i cant

Lets gooooooooooooooooooooo!!! 🔥