Nigga like me would’ve picked up the horse and slid it under her but I’m just built different

Leaving the bar after you get the "come over" text

Swear it’s for the food and the beautiful nature 👀

I’m crying 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

how i’m answering my door if they try to draft me

Once you know women are not good people, you don't need more reasons to affirm it.

Genuinely the worst thing you can hear from a woman is “you are the first person to treat me nice”.

A girl can casually just say something and you already know you're not going to date or marry her.

See no Trophy Hear no Trophy Talk no Trophy

Turns out sometime all you need is a titty pop to brighten up your day 😭

Me crying 😭

⛏️🪨 BEng Geological Engineering | Class of 2025 🎓 Delayed ⏳ but never denied ✨

Guess who scored this goal against Swansea 🧐⁉️

This has to be the easiest "guess who " ever !😭💀

Premier League points picked up in the last 6 matches: 🔵 Man City: 15 🔵 Everton: 12 🔵 Chelsea: 11 🔴 Arsenal: 11 🔴 Manchester United: 9 🔴 Liverpool: 8 The Blue Cartel smashing the Red Cartel 😎

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🔵 Antoine Semenyo & Marc Guehi £84m 🔴 Florian Wirtz & Alexander Isak £241.5m