my pussy is going to be tight till the day i die

And then his mom, from heaven, saw how he was becoming his father and snatched that hairline right back.

tbh relationships with men are starting to seem like self harm at this point.

happy st patricks day to men under 5’10!!! today is yalls day💚🍀

when i say serving cvnt this is what i mean

bed of lettuce by paul octavious

need him just like this

ur so hot for a weird little fucking freak

ouuaghhhhgghg my tummy hurts so bad

"i've never listened to kylie" YES YOU HAVE a thread

Like pls just stop talking fr

men of all heights can celebrate short king spring bc they are all falling short of something !!!

“I only drink on holidays” okay well its ford truck month?

men do shrooms n acid to have the same realizations i have when i’m in the shower

New ick unlocked: men being ticklish while getting a pedicure

Any documentary about a horrible man: “So..he read a book” Men. Please stop reading.

What did hypochondriacs do when there was just dial up