My niece calls me Ankle. I call her my Knees

Winners since 1905AC

It's high time now I shift WhatsApp to Gmail as the primary means of communication. Tf are those ads for

Hata citam maubili yao si tamu

Dead brain = Death

Si your people said tulenge citizen, mlijauaje Basi Mating'i anakuwa interviewed

1.2B kwani ni SDA inajengwa

People on LinkedIn are really tired on me, everyday they are receiving a notification that I viewed there profile😭

Thomas LinkedIn ikona pressure uneza dhani ni wewe pekee hauko serious 😂😂

having good friends literally improves the quality of your life

The first 3 letters of 'Sweden' and 'Denmark' spell out 'Sweden' The remaining letters spell out 'Denmark'

Where is Dembele Remotanda

Best advice I gave to myself is just be cool on everything.

Ukipea fundi pesa si bado ni funding

Nilidhani Dem Ako na kisonono ni Phyllis. Kumbe Syphilis?

Did you know there is a man in Chicago who sleeps with eyes closed

My friend Mercy was not feeling well,she told me to get some pain killers from a distant chemist,i told her "huko ni pharmacy"

Gay people when they realize they slept for 8 hours straight, not 8 hours gay.

Since niache kuview status za watu nimekuwa sawa mentally

Hakuna watu wamechanganyikwa Leo kaa Bantus, juu Congo ni their origin