Id be so embarrassed if I snored, like how are you annoying and your not even awake lmao weird

I CANT WAIT

How it started How its going

Bury me with my body pillow pls

BRUH ADESANYAS WALKOUT

I read today that the recommended thermostat temperature for your house during summer is 78 degrees.. I beg your pardon?

Slept for 6 hours with a crest whitestrip on my teeth. In pain. Happy Monday!

If green bean casserole is sooo terrible why couldn’t I find any cream of mushroom soup HUH?

“When I was little I used to tell my mom that beef jerky made my headaches go away, and she’d buy me beef jerky” LOL

All hail Miley Cyrus

Some people like to brag about how much they spent on a piece of clothing, and I’m the opposite, I brag on how little I spent on a piece of clothing Them: “I love your shirt” Me: “thanks I got it at goodwill for one dollar!”

“I’m gonna get a fifth to celebrate the fourth “ - my customer

Brutal #UFC291

Making a pot roast once a week is normal right?

OMFG #UFC300

*us teaching my nephew chess* Me : “man he is so smart for a 6 year old” My brother : “Rhiannon he’s four” 😅😅😅