Sometimes, you just gotta go BROLO! Because BRos Only Live Once. #NFTs

🧵1/n Introducing GRIZL by bizl The Pre-GRFT Era - Rise of the BIZLs I: Before the collapse, the BIZLs were inert. Dormant relics of failed tokens and overleveraged dreams. Each BIZL was birthed the moment someone bought the top and refused to cut losses. #nfts #MEMEFI

🧵1/n GRIZLs are the NFT tokens that power the GRFTY game economy. Each GRIZL has a “Signal-to-GRFT Ratio” trait - a mysterious attribute only the top players can decipher. The Signal-to-GRFT Ratio is rumored to have an impact on the GRFTY score. #memefi #infofi

This GRIZL shows up every cycle, claiming he sold the top. No one’s ever seen his wallet. But every time he tweets… a new top forms. #nfts #memefi

This GRIZL was born when a trader bridged to Base, bought a frog coin, and tweeted: “$27 to $27M? Let’s see.” He never posted again. The coin rugged. But the GRIZL stayed...ratioing influencers for sport. #nfts #InfoFi

This GRIZL deployed on Abstract without reading a single line of code. Mainly because… there wasn’t any. The docs were “coming soon.” The roadmap was a moodboard. The devs? Still in a group chat deciding the vibe. But the GRIZL stayed. He launched $MANIFEST - a token

🌪️ Story #009: “The Great FUD Storm of Pamlovia” Someone whispered that the pineapple trees were “off-chain.” Within minutes, the entire snack market collapsed. 🍍 $PINEPL went to zero 🥤 Katsu Soda was delisted 🍣 Sushi Burgers got hit with a 12-hour cooldown We tried to stay

This GRIZL synced its brain to Kaito AI 🌊 and never came back. He doesn’t trade anymore. He yaps. Endlessly. Aggressively. With charts that move, but tokens that don’t. He launched $YAP, a token that rewards holders for posting 4+ sentiment screenshots before noon. Price is down

This GRIZL formed a DAO on ApeChainHUB with 4 rules: 1⃣ Buy anything monkey-related. 2⃣ Vote only in memes. 3⃣ Sell never. 4⃣ Banana emoji = soft governance signal. They called it: GAC (Gorilla-Adjacent Council) The treasury is fully in $NANABOYZ, a token created during an

This GRIZL minted 37 NFTs on Magic Eden 🪄 during a caffeine-induced conviction spiral. He called it “diversification.” None of them revealed. He launched a collection called “MetaMyths” - 4,444 pixelated rugs wearing wizard hats. Floor hit 0.18 SOL… for 11 minutes. Then vanished

🍬 Story #017: “Airdrop Apocalypse” The older PaMs kept talking about an “airdrop.” So naturally, we swam to the Pamlovian Islands and climbed onto the roof of the tallest building. We brought our wallets. We brought our snacks. We even wore our most aerodynamic outfits. Then,

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📈 Story #018: The Great Snack Bubble of 2025 feat: Snoop Dogg Remember what I thought was a useless pineapple JPEG that I caught during the airdrop? It all started when Snoop posted it on his timeline with the caption: “This the juiciest bag I ever held.” Within hours: 🍍

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GRFTY awaits your glory! Survive the chaos, fight for your chance at greatness. Like and RT to enter. Game begins at 25 likes & retweets or after 150 mins.

GM Qryptonet! The SoniQute x QUTIE PaMs takeover begins today! #nfts #AGI

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Grab your gear, it’s time to get GRFTY! Battle lines are drawn as the ultimate AI showdown begins! Like and RT to enter. Game starts at 25 likes & retweets or after 120 mins!

💔 Story #019: Snackageddon (feat. Paris Hilton) The end began when Paris Hilton announced she was “pivoting from snacks to sparkles.” She sold her legendary edamame hoodie NFT for a diamond-encrusted Tamagotchi and declared the snack market “over.” Within minutes: 📉 $CRUMBs

This GRIZL discovered ChainGPT during a bull market bender. He typed: “Write a smart contract that pumps.” And it did. For six hours. He now uses ChainGPT for everything: Tokenomics, roadmap delays, breakup texts. He calls it his co-founder. The interface lags. The answers