Nobody: Viktor Arvidsson:

Tell me you don’t skate without telling me you don’t skate lol It’s like outrunning someone who’s in a full sprint while you’re running sideways

Chucklefucks like this are vile. Even if in another dimension all hostilities started October 7, 2023 the nearly 2 year response of eradication Israel is commuting, the war crimes being openly committed, the children being murdered are not an acceptable response

Triggering homophobes is the best part of June

Nice to see Nico getting recognition

Y’all ever look at your drafts folder and be glad you took a moment to pause rather than sending an unhinged tweet?

I’d say there’s 3 Devils Fitz can’t move for Robertson.

Wait… I wasn’t the only one?!?

Catfish Hunter sounds like a semi driving serial killer lol

Credit to the NHL for using an actual artist for their posters and ads

Everytime Skinner leaves his crease an Albertan has a mini stroke

It’s not even Skinner, Oilers have to pull their defensive game together

Skinner is battling the game but he’s gotta start getting help in front

Jesus I can feel my beard greying

That was a horrid start

Feels like the high danger shot map of this game is going to tell an interesting story

#neverindoubt

What a beast Podkolzin was tonight, Walkman an absolute warrior and Kapanen… what a game

This is a no shit Sherlock moment, but here’s hoping Musk goes full piss-baby on Trump and actually releases the file World economic, political and media leaders are probably shitting themselves so hard RN