Dave Blunts has been drafted by the US Military to be an Atomic Bomb in World War 3.

Donald Trump announces the U.S. has bombed three nuclear sites in Iran. “Thank you to Young Thug, who detonated all three BOMBS.”

YOUNG THUG BRIAN GRIFFIN UY SCUTI 💿 🚨CONFIRMED COLLAB🚨

Tyler, The Creator just found out the tooth fairy is not real. 💔 He was reportedly upset after waking up to no cash under his pillow. 😞

Don Toliver has been permanently banned from all aquariums after attempting to swim in the penguin exhibit, per sources.

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UPDATE: Young Thug reportedly tried to retrieve the Reality Stone, but Future secured it moments before. Future now possesses the ability to manipulate reality and contains 3/6 of the infinity stones.

JUST IN: Young Thug has used the Time Stone and the Soul Stone to revive King Von 😳

JID has reportedly slaughtered the Wither and constructed an iron beacon.

A$AP Rocky is under fire for allegedly calling Miss Simian “a bitch” (per Gumball & Darwin)

Young Thug says he wants to play Silver The Hedgehog in the next Sonic movie: “I always wanted to be Silver The Hedgehog, he was always to coolest hedgehog to me.”

JUST IN: Kendrick Lamar has extended Baby Keem’s bedtime to 10:00 PM on the weekends.

Baby Keem‘s iPad screen time has been increased to three (3) hours.

Young Thug disses Mr. Krabs in a newly surfaced call: “Greedy ass bastard, cares more about money than his own daughter, cheap f*ck… I would never eat at the Krusty Krab, at all, ever…”

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TiaCorine reportedly wasted a Master Ball on a Magikarp earlier today. 💔 “I thought it was a shiny.” 🥀

21 Savage has reportedly cut ties with Leviathan, the mythical Hebrew sea serpent.