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JaredPlataOfficial

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Howdy! I'm Jared and I just tweet about random crap. Instagram is @therealjaredplata where I do art and stuff.

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Does anyone else remember those 2010s commercials for Caprisun where kids would like do dumb stuff to the pouches and they'd end up turning into these weird characters called "Disrespectoids"? Not gonna lie....I thought they were the COOLEST things ever as a kid!

Does anyone else remember those 2010s commercials for Caprisun where kids would like do dumb stuff to the pouches and they'd end up turning into these weird characters called "Disrespectoids"?

Not gonna lie....I thought they were the COOLEST things ever as a kid!
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Thang #dtiys What IS Thang? I don't know, but here's a DTIYS for her anyway! The rules are here. I initially post these things on Instagram, but I figured I'd try it here as well. Go Wild! #art #art2024 #thangdtiys #drawthisinyourstyle #CartoonArt #originalcharacter #hashtag

Thang #dtiys 

What IS Thang? I don't know, but here's a DTIYS for her anyway!
The rules are here. I initially post these things on Instagram, but I figured I'd try it here as well.
Go Wild!

#art #art2024 #thangdtiys #drawthisinyourstyle #CartoonArt #originalcharacter #hashtag
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WB: "Okay, so we got all the characters ready for our new Mortal Kombat game! I think it's ready to ship out!" Ed Boon: "Hold on, we need at least ONE character to have different colored blood from the others." WB: "Oh, for a touch of variety, right?" Ed: "....uh yeah, sure."

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I hate it when someone posts on a dead celebrity's birthday and is like "He would have been 27 today" And in my head, I'm just like "Um...No. He IS 27 today. He's just not around to show it. What, do you think we stop aging when we die? In fact, I think we age SLIGHTLY faster!"

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"First is the worst, Second is the best" mfers when they get 2nd place in the 'Loser gets run over by a steamroller' competition:

"First is the worst, Second is the best" mfers when they get 2nd place in the 'Loser gets run over by a steamroller' competition: