The Tarkuan Lao Shan Lung is about 770 meters long. This would make him almost twice Dalamadur.

"Babe, we can't go out tonight... My weather app says it's Batman: The Animated Series out there..."

Sorry, Tim. I am, objectively, a king. You are, objectively, retarded.

This is brilliant till you notice the guy who’s been pounding the Bud light for 4 hours hasn’t got up to go for a piss once.

Me after hunting enough rompopolos for the full armor Set

It takes one male teacher to rape a student for everyone to question if men should be allowed in the profession and all male teachers are treated with suspicion But we have a new case of a female teacher doing the same almost daily and everyone turn a blind eye

Não há força no universo que possa lhe impedir de ser acertado por um usuário de LS. Eles estarão lá quando você menos espera.

The Penance Stare not working if you don’t regret what you did is so stupid like who tf am I meant to use it on??????? good people?????

People in labs have a talent for concocting elaborate and grotesque experiments on animals just to arrive at the same conclusions a midwit could have told them for free.

Just visited an otaku store I haven't been to since I was a kid. Why is it just Funko pops, and jjk and Frieren parade figures now? Where are the lewd wall scrolls? The bishoujo figures? The Gunpla? The imported Japanese games, anime, snacks? We can't vote our way out of this.

Reacher is a wonderful TV show that asks its audience to ponder how many situations they can think of in which a bunch of skinny dumb fucks think they can beat up what appears to be the human personification of the Ford F-350 SuperDuty

This is how people die.

She wants a knight in shining armor but im just a chud in polyester

the supreme court implies the existence of a meat lover’s court

Literally how is this not a permaban-worthy offense? I know people who have had the Secret Service show up at their house for less lol

"Yeah, you saw my PIN. How you gonna get my tablet to put it in?"

Just stole my neighbor’s wallet. According to the Supreme Court I now own his house and truck.

Murr's Exodus