Beer , with breakfast for the hero

// Cat .

“ Another Greek friend found , Nice “

— ~ 𝒩𝑒𝑜𝓅𝓉𝑜𝓁𝑒𝓂𝓊𝓈 — 𝕤𝕠𝕟 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕥 𝔸𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕤

“ My friend . . . Is a fucking punching bag for some Mesoamerican Goddess ? “ Looking in . . Concern

“ You have to be kidding . . He leaves you to go get his ass beat . “ Slight anger . . “ What the fuck . “

“ . . Hell to the fucking no , he loved you so much he stopped fighting . . “ A little more anger from the king of Ithaca . . “ You’re not just a prize , Briseis . . “

“Almost forgot that Achilles had a son…didn’t think his boy would show..”

He would offer his hand “ Achilles . . Is a little bit weird . . But don’t let this dishearten you . “

“ We live in a twisted world , I think this place twisted him more than anything . . “ He would sigh “ I’m not going to let you be disheartened like this . . “

“Guess who’s dying today~!”

“MY ENEMIES COME BAXK TO HAUNT ME AHFDHDHSISHSHSKSSI”

“ Uh . . . Guys ? Help . . “

Retweet this to scare Jason.

“Goondysseus…”

Odysseus why is there a dead human in our house “ Ohhhh heyy how did he get here ? “ Odysseus what did you do “M-Me I didn’t do this-“ Explain what happened Odysseus “I’ve never seen him before in my life-“

“Miss my family…”

“ I’m alive ! “