stranger at the library: can you watch my stuff? me:

Man of the Match and a try on his Guinness PRO14 debut, Academy man John Hodnett! 🔥🔥🔥 #MUNvKIN #SUAF 🔴

i can’t even remember what we used to talk about before coronavirus

4 years of college down the drain because I’m not able to take a Boomerang of me submitting my final year thesis 😡😡

My first day out of isolation in cork: Breakfast at Liberty Grill Lunch at Burritos and Blues Dinner from KCs Jizzys in Edison Twisted in Dali Dirty afters on College Road Charlie’s in the morning Sunny pints in Annie Macs KCs again to recover

The sooner you stop caring what people think the happier your life becomes

Pigeons must think they won the war

Why do cats get so much unnecessary hate :(

My jeans probably think I’m dead

Cancelling the Leaving Cert but going ahead with Cúl Camps is a power move from Ireland

Doing 24 pubs next year to make up for the 12 missed this year

People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk

Electric Picnic You're taking the piss

Lizzy was the baddest of them all 💅